Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Fred is now "justice"? Bullshit

"The frustration is over! FRED is now at justice!"

What the fuck? Do we even care? Isn't shit like this happen when you're that fucken popular? This has GOT to be even worse than that "sour" and "sweat" advertisements, since THIS one is just a waste of fucken space!

And for a bonus "justice", how many friends does Fred have? Almost at 600,000? Wow, if I was friends with him I'd have problems. Well, I kinda do if you're talking about school because of some of the most retarded teachers ever that "taught" me. Hey, at least it's not like FRED WHO JUST FUCKEN GOES ONTO YOUTUBE AND MAKES SHIT THAT YOU'D RATHER EAT A DONKEY'S VOMIT THAN TO WATCH THAT ABOMINATION!!! I know I'm sounding like the AVGN here, lol.

Well, at least I admitted that I had SOME type of problem, in which at the other hand probably wasn't avoidable due to dumb fucktards, but Fred is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fucken different.

Also, if Fred could have t-shirts, why couldn't Nigahiga and Smosh have them too? Or are they too good for one? Yea...

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Fred? Talking about Teen Choice awards? Oh god...

I'm talking about that new video "Fred" posted. Teen Choice awards? Oh my god I swear whoever would vote for him are just fucken retards. Seriously, why in the holy mother of Jesus Christ would anybody vote him? Anyway, let's discuss this "funny" video.

"HEY IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!! GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT!?!?! I'M GOING TO TEENS CHOICE AWARDS *Insert girly scream here*"

...Oh... my god... people actually VOTED for you? Wow, this just proves how stupid our world is getting, people actually voting for that faggot. Then what's next? He's talking about how he's going to act like a gangster? Like hell twats like him could "act" like a gangster. Then he says that people better vote for him. Well, if he has over 1 million subscribers, doesn't that tell you that people ARE going to vote for you? Then he mentions how Judy would maybe "love" and engage to him if he won. Wow, at least the guy who created Fred, Lucas, is self-aware that Fred IS a faggot.

But if Lucas was self aware that the "Comedian" he made was making people stupid, would he stop? No, because that's what he wanted to fucken do! OMG wow amazing.

Anyway, to the rest of the video. He gave his thanks and just tried to be gangster about it, and told us to watch him at August 10th to see him there... what, where? Teens Choice Awards, where the hell is that? Oh, lemme guess; on Youtube right? Jesus...

Well have a shitty day Lucas Cruikshank because you can't stop being a faggot on Youtube can't you?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

How I came to hate Fred...

I first knew about Fred in one of the spoofs from this one youtube user named "Tyeforce" in which he, obviously, spoofed Fred. Even though Fred was very popular on Youtube, I didn't know about him until then, but I still didn't know much about Youtube itself back then! Before I got my Youtube account, the only videos I watched on Youtube was either Youtube poop, Video game gameplay, or Video game music.

The first time I watched one of Fred's videos, I laughed only a little bit and not much. I rated it 3 stars. But then what was bullshit was that the same high pitched voice was used over and over again and it got boring very easily, and it's like if the guy won't just

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

The videos never seem to end too! It's like torture; you could as well force your friends to watch Fred so they'll feel your fucken pain! But you know what is keeping that from happening; he's already the most subscribed on Youtube and is "loved" very much. God damn, I might as well make a post about Fred fanboys like how themorshushow from Youtube had a blog about the Irate Gamer and posting about how stupid the fanboys are (Yeah I stole the idea from him... because I can't give credit! MMM!) but anyway I just wanted this to be a "First post" kind of thing so I'll just be done... for now D: